The Best Blanket Ever?

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Today I am writing about an epidemic that seems to be sweeping the nation... the dreaded Snuggie. You, dear reader, may be curled up in the mutated blanket as we speak. If that's the case, I promise not to hold it against you.

I recently learned that a friend, who will remain nameless, has a Snuggie. When I saw her wearing the brown blanket with sleeves for the first time, I burst into laughter. She looked like a Jedi Master minus the light saber.

After doing a little digging around online, I discovered that there are several companies selling their own version of the blanket. Allow me to introduce you to the Nuddle (nap + cuddle) and the unfortunately named Slanket.

While all three of these blankets boast ultra-soft fleece and over sized sleeves, none can compare to the Freedom Blanket. Until now, countless generations have been unable to read, operate a television remote, talk on the phone or even get a drink during the chilly winter months. Thanks to the blanket's inspired creator we now have the ability to use our hands AND stay warm.

What a relief. You can't imagine how many sleepless nights I've spent worrying about this problem.

I suppose that I could understand the need for a sleeved blanket if I were forced to live outside, exposed to the elements in subzero temperatures. But with the majority of Americans keeping their thermostats in the 65-72 degree range, is it really necessary? I can't remember a time when I was in danger of having my arms turned to ice and rendered useless within the comfort of my own home.

Whatever happened to the age-old practice of simply putting on layers to stay warm?

I, for one, will not fall victim to this trend. Until the arrival of spring, you can find me at home most evenings, snuggled up under my favorite blanket. I may even live on the wild side and use my arms at the same time.