As Heard Last Night, vol. 9

"I had music class at school today. Our teacher made us sing some silly song about a hoedown. Then she made us hold hands and dance."

"Can you believe she made me dance with all the girls?" (Insert dramatic pause)

"It was terrible. Their hands were all sweaty. Every time I danced with a girl, I told her that holding her hand felt just like holding a cow's hoof. It made them mad."

- The boy

** I honestly have no recollection of my boy ever coming in contact with a cow, let alone holding onto it's hoof. At any rate, it's clear that he knows just what girls want to hear.

2 comment(s). Leave yours!:

mshike said... Best Blogger Tips

Lol! Really...that's all I can say...hee hee! :)

oneordinaryday said... Best Blogger Tips

Oh my gosh, that is funny. My sweet boy is 10 and he would love it if someone told him to hold hands with a girl. : ) Times change!

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