As Heard Last Night, vol. 11

The boy: Mama, tell me again why you don't like snakes and lizards.
Me: I don't like them because they slither and scamper around and like to hide in dark corners.
The boy: Slither and scamper?
Me: Yes. I prefer a large, rambling animal... one that I can keep my eye on.
The boy: Oh, I see. What about a giant, rambling lizard?

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kathleen said... Best Blogger Tips

I once saw a 6' long Monitor Lizard - scared several years off my life. It was beyond creepy. i say not to all snakes and lizards!

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